Category Archives: Dumaguete City

Quaker Oats Oatmeal Raisons Cookies now. Time to whip up some eggs for my breakfast in the Philippines. I need strength for those wild freelancer girls in the Philippines. A little bit late for the gym so it’s time to find a public tricycle and head out there. Not so easy to do sometimes.At the gym now and playing some badminton in Dumaguete City, Philippines.

And then just like that, I flee the city like an escaped convict. Off to territory unknown. First stop is Bacolod, which is the farthest stop on the bus path. The bus ride is long and sweat and filled to the brim with customers.

We stop off at a rest stop and I find some rice krispy treat imitations. So yummy kaya! No freelancer girls in the Philippines here. I don’t know where the bathroom is and I don’t know what city I’m in. The bus finally arrives to Bacolod.

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If you thought online dating in Asia was simple and easy, think again. Things can get frustrating out there when you’re used to your own cultures and conditions. This is what happens when you run into a nice Filipina chick with a smooth tan. She thinks her skin is “dirty.” Awful.

After that calamity I head over to Robinson’s Mall because what else is there to do in this town? Well, I head over to JolliBee and order two orders of those sweet and sour meatballs I love. I walk back home and then get ready for the gym. Of course I’m too hungry to start working out immediately so I head to that little carinderia where they like to rip me off on burger steak.

A few of these girls are pretty cute, I’m sure they’d do fairly well on some online dating in Asia websites. You guys would be all over them. I finish up the gym and then head back to Robinson’s. It’s a never ending cycle.

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A good morning Philippines breakfast of oatmeal and sliced apples. So yummy kaya! Just like those little crazy Filipina girls. I walk outside and the little dog has eaten my trash yet again. After that I leave for the night and watch as a couple Filipino drag their murdered meat home for dinner.

I head out to McDonald’s after repeating it 5 times to the trike driver who can’t understand me. There’s a bunch of sexy Filipina cuties just inside the McDonald’s. Gotta love the Philippines. American women just don’t cut it anymore, do they?

After a short visit to the friendly McDonald’s, I take tricycle off to the gym. The gym is completely empty. I canapos;t stop any little Filipina girls anywhere around this joint. Not that I usually can. I receive a text message from my Filipino friend Kinky Kuya who is excited to meet Ronaldo.

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The day starts off with me being hungry, which is any natural reaction for a human waking up. The layer of fat on top of that Filipino spaghetti is pretty nasty I must admit. After eating the spaghetti I head out to the gym for some badminton.

You need to workout hard in the Philippines if you want to stay in shape with the crazy nightlife in Asia. I finish up badminton and then head to Robinson’s for some grocery shopping.

I start to crave some of that Australian frozen yogurt, so I do just that. I head back home and do a little awful cooking and then realize one of the outside dogs dug into my trash. If this is what Nightlife in Asia is like, it’s no fun.

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Oh shit. A huge water eruption in the apartment. The faucet broke off in the bathroom and I can’t seem to stop it. It’s out of control. What kind of trip to the Philippines is this turning into? I head out and hop in a trike to City Hardware, Dumaguete City.

I need to get a new faucet. I see an expensive one, and there’s not a chance. Ahh, there’s the cheap one. I get back home and replace the faucet head.

Continuing on with this wonderful trip to the Philippines, I head out for some food. First stop is the BDO bank for some cash. Off to Highway 10 for some more Kinky Kuya action that you all love.

I tell Kinky Kuya that soon “Ronaldo” will be coming, aka “salamiha” here on SYK. I head out from torturing Kinky Kuya and get onto the street.

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Honey Hazelnut oatmeal for breakfast and thoughts of beautiful hot asian girls. Then it’s off to the gym. But a little starving, so I head to the carinderia before working out. I eat the sodium-infused food and then head to the gym.

No, no hot asian girls in here as usual. My workout was cut short and I head back to the apartment. I stop off for some watermelon first.

Time for some tuna fish and more thoughts of beautiful hot asian girls as usual. A short blog.

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The day starts off waking up from a dream with a beautiful Filipina Pinay. Those are best are they not? But even better when you wake up to reality knowing that you’re in the Philippines. After that I realize how tired I am and then a Filipino man comes to my door trying to sell me religion, I think.

I eat some breakfast with no Filipina Pinay by my side (how sad) and then head out. A nice, sunny day in the Philippines. Off to the gym, ready for badminton.

I reach the gym and give my typical “secret” to the Filipina Pinay at the desk. I lift some weights and then head over to the badminton courts to find my Filipino challenger.

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The day begins with me walking into the gym in preparation for badminton. I walk in and get my raquet from the Filipina girl. This time I play against two people. So it was 2 against 1. I really need to step up the competition.

After the gym I head out to Lee Super Plaza, 8 pesos na lang. They have these miniature colognes there that I think are fake. Really small and real looking.

Outside and there’s the bubble guy making his annoying bubble noise. After filming too much of the horrible bubble guy, I head off to a fruit stand and pretend I can’t read the prices.

I get to Robinson’s and go directly to the grocery. But before I do that I tell the ice cream ladies that I smell bad. I pickup some chicken breast. There is a price for chicken breast at 132 and a price for fried chicken at 138, but as you can see in the video, they are both exactly the same thing. Someone explain that one to me.

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Head out for a little stroll in the Philippines to the mall and I run into CC on his way home. He gives a rather gay wave as I approach. I get to Robinson’s mall and end up at Chow King to satisfy my early morning feeding cravings. The cashier is rather jubilant in her sales attempts, but she doesn’t thwart my intention of only buying a halo-halo.

Back home and getting ready for the gym. Now off to the Filipino gym. I find a badminton competitor and even though she has years of experience on me (I have 0), I guess my athleticism and learning curve was just too much for her. After the first game being a one point difference, I began the dismantling.

I head out to Robinson’s real quick to meet my friend since I had plans. In the tricycle I find that they use the phrase “differently abled” instead of “disabled,” and somehow that catches my attention. I get to Robinson’s, eat, and head up to the video game room to find a Philippines competitor to beat.

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Starting off the Sunday with a protein shake in water for breakfast. After that I heat up a Filipino chicken burger. Oh, shit. Too much hot sauce. But not to worry, the Filipino banana catsup is thicker and richer.

I start walking to Robinson’s and bump into one of the most pathetic and helpless (and cute) looking Filipino cats I’ve come across. Poor thing. I get to Robinson’s and view the “Smoking Lounge.” On the way back from the mall I run into my girlfriend, the Filipino cute dog of course.

I head out to the gym in the midst of the Philippines rain. But I’m hungry so I first stop at the carinderia outside of the Filipino gym. I decide to not workout because the employees looked like they were closing early.

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