Can I suck your cock?

My first visit to Cebu, and I decided to check out Mango Square and share my findings. First impression was just how tiny and easy to miss it was. A small square off one side of a busy street with less than a dozen bars and clubs; tiny compared to the Thai scenes of Bangkok and Phuket. It was a Tuesday night and not hugely busy. But what a disappointment on so many levels. I was astonished in equal measure by the number of Lady Boys there compared to the number of girls, and how difficult it is to tell them apart compared to those in Thailand. My LB detector is highly tuned having lived in Asia for years, so after spending a few pleasant hours talking to a couple of Brits, was happy to go and chat to a group of six ‘girls’.

If you rely on checking for adams apples, oversized hands & feet, a well-concealed bulge where it shouldn’t be(!) or the fact that LB’s are taller, you’re going to be in trouble immediately. I’ll bet dozens of guys take these ‘girls’ back to their hotels and end up none the wiser that they’ve had vaginal sex with a genetic male. These girls in their tight lycra pants left nothing to the imagination, were all between 5′ and 5’4″ (with one at 5’6″ approx.) and had none of the telltale signs. A none-too-suble hand comparison showed their hands to be smaller than my 14 year old daughter’s, who incidentally would also be taller than any of them! However two voices weren’t quite right relative to their (admittedly petite) size, and were both accompanied by a little too much make-up by Asian (but not by Western) standards – one of my daughters wears twice as much :-( Also, since one was the tallest I was sure I’d detected the first two LB’s within five seconds. However, numbers three and four were clocked up based upon their (admittedly very beautiful) faces not being ‘quite right’. Maybe I’ve spent too much time scrutinising Asian girls faces over the years, but I wasn’t 100% convinced.

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